This week I had to travel to Nashville for a work meeting. Basically just some sales crap and motivation booster. I hadn't been to the city in a year, as it turns out. THe only way I had figured this out was because I messaged this guy I had met on okcupid the last time I was there and the text log told me so. Anyway, I drive to the city the night before the meeting to party. I don't make it to Nashvegas often, and the guy I was hoping to go out with was out of town on business.
That's beside the point. THe guy that I met up with and I, and his buddy I met last time as well, all met up for drinks. well 8:30pm turned into 9:30pm, which suddenly timewarped itself in to 2:30 something AM. I had to be up at about 7:30am ish or earlier. Full of whiskey with a splash of tequila, my buddy followed me back to the hotel to make sure I didn't kill myself or others. He escorted me to my room and we started making out.
Now this is where it gets weird.
I felt nothing. NOTHING. no tingly sensation in my nether regions, no accelerated heart beat. Just. Nothing. I got ready for bed and politely sent him on his way. Honestly, even though I travel often, I really don't bring people back to my room. Ever.
I think I broke myself.
Got glue?
